<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2077184622748515377</id><updated>2011-07-29T04:24:48.962+08:00</updated><title type='text'>黑色幽默</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nyangxiaohei86.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2077184622748515377/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nyangxiaohei86.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Nyang Xiao Hei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05228824016630668211</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2077184622748515377.post-4625482917399280478</id><published>2009-07-17T01:10:00.008+08:00</published><updated>2009-07-17T02:03:43.135+08:00</updated><title type='text'>To whoever it may concern</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"&gt;I know that no one is perfect (including me) , but can U pls...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) dun always take things for granted ? Some tasks might be easy, but U need to put effort on it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2) eliminate the "last-minute" syndrome ? U are lucky that everytime there's ppl who are able to help U&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3) dun promise what U can't deliver. If U have no time for that task, say it. Dun drop bombshell at the last minute.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5) be responsible ? If at the 1st place U are not interested, then dun bother to join in. Dun give lame excuses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6) be content ? Please be informed that U are more blessed than everybody else. So stop your #$%&amp;amp;*&amp;amp;&amp;amp; rant !!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2077184622748515377-4625482917399280478?l=nyangxiaohei86.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nyangxiaohei86.blogspot.com/feeds/4625482917399280478/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://nyangxiaohei86.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-know-that-no-one-is-perfect-including.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2077184622748515377/posts/default/4625482917399280478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2077184622748515377/posts/default/4625482917399280478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nyangxiaohei86.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-know-that-no-one-is-perfect-including.html' title='To whoever it may concern'/><author><name>Nyang Xiao Hei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05228824016630668211</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2077184622748515377.post-3082952553524877025</id><published>2009-06-10T14:32:00.020+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-10T14:58:42.253+08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Story of ABC and XYZ</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"&gt;First of all, I would like to apologize for my reluctance to update this blog created by my FRIENDS !! I must admit that I am lazy !!! Anyway, here goes my first post....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About few months ago (its a Friday), I received a missed call from an unknown no. while I was having my dinner at home. Thinking that it was a wrong number, I ignored it . But not long after that, I received a SMS from the same unknown. The message was this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"&gt;" Hai, 我可以认识你吗?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"&gt;I was like LOL. When I showed the SMS to my family, the general response was "disgusted". However, my mum had a better idea. She asked me why not to play along with him ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Encouraged by her word, I started a series of conversations with this unknown (Why not? Since I was bored): &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"&gt;Me: Who are you?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"&gt;Him: My name is XYZ. U ?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"&gt;Me: Oh, my name is ABC (a girl's name). Where do you stay?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: Kluang. Where do you stay? U still studying?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABC: JB. Ya, I still studying.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: I see. Do you have a bf ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABC: Ya. Anyway, I go sleep liao. Byebye!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: Bye !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"&gt;The next morning ....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: Morning pretty girl, how are you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABC: Fine. How u know I am pretty when u haven see me before?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: Are you going out later ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABC: Yes, with my bf.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: Can you break up with ur bf and be my gf instead?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABC: Of course not. I love my bf.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: Why? Then can I have your picture, pretty girl?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABC: No!!!! My bf will get angry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: Why not?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABC: I told u, I love my bf !!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: Then can u intro ur girl friends to me ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABC: No. I cant simply give my friend's number to u.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: Please ! I am beggin u ...I need a gf !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABC: U go find urself ba. I cant anyhow intro my friends to u.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: Please I need a gf !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABC: I go out le. Bye!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obviously, ABC cant afford to keep playing along withXYZ, ABC need to find a way out of this. Well, ABC's opportunity came...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One day...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: Hai pretty girl, how u doing ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABC: I am fine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: Can I go JB to find u ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABC: huh ? Cannot ! I have bf le..and my bf will get angry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: Why u cant give ur frens' phone number to me ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABC: I told u.. I cant anyhow wat.....I respect them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Here comes the ultimate question)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: Then can I have #$#%^ with you ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABC: U GO DIE !!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XYZ: I am sorry!!! I wont ask u again le...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since then, ABC ignores XYZ completely, although XYZ did send forward msg to ABC.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**The conversation above is actually quite long but I only managed to remember some "key points". This explains why some part of the conversation doesnt connect with each other. Paiseh... but until then, I got 5 words for XYZ ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Five minus four equals to..." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2077184622748515377-3082952553524877025?l=nyangxiaohei86.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nyangxiaohei86.blogspot.com/feeds/3082952553524877025/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://nyangxiaohei86.blogspot.com/2009/06/first-official-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2077184622748515377/posts/default/3082952553524877025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2077184622748515377/posts/default/3082952553524877025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nyangxiaohei86.blogspot.com/2009/06/first-official-post.html' title='The Story of ABC and XYZ'/><author><name>Nyang Xiao Hei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05228824016630668211</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2077184622748515377.post-3073634025968017091</id><published>2009-02-09T23:53:00.007+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-10T14:47:50.249+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Creation of this black blog</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;This blog is created by LT and YL on the behalf of BlackieNyang&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stay tune for more juicy information&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;=)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2077184622748515377-3073634025968017091?l=nyangxiaohei86.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nyangxiaohei86.blogspot.com/feeds/3073634025968017091/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://nyangxiaohei86.blogspot.com/2009/02/test.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2077184622748515377/posts/default/3073634025968017091'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2077184622748515377/posts/default/3073634025968017091'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nyangxiaohei86.blogspot.com/2009/02/test.html' title='Creation of this black blog'/><author><name>Nyang Xiao Hei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05228824016630668211</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
