The Story of ABC and XYZ
First of all, I would like to apologize for my reluctance to update this blog created by my FRIENDS !! I must admit that I am lazy !!! Anyway, here goes my first post....
About few months ago (its a Friday), I received a missed call from an unknown no. while I was having my dinner at home. Thinking that it was a wrong number, I ignored it . But not long after that, I received a SMS from the same unknown. The message was this:
" Hai, 我可以认识你吗?"
I was like LOL. When I showed the SMS to my family, the general response was "disgusted". However, my mum had a better idea. She asked me why not to play along with him ?
Encouraged by her word, I started a series of conversations with this unknown (Why not? Since I was bored):
Me: Who are you?
Him: My name is XYZ. U ?
Me: Oh, my name is ABC (a girl's name). Where do you stay?
XYZ: Kluang. Where do you stay? U still studying?
ABC: JB. Ya, I still studying.
XYZ: I see. Do you have a bf ?
ABC: Ya. Anyway, I go sleep liao. Byebye!!
XYZ: Bye !
The next morning ....
XYZ: Morning pretty girl, how are you?
ABC: Fine. How u know I am pretty when u haven see me before?
XYZ: Are you going out later ?
ABC: Yes, with my bf.
XYZ: Can you break up with ur bf and be my gf instead?
ABC: Of course not. I love my bf.
XYZ: Why? Then can I have your picture, pretty girl?
ABC: No!!!! My bf will get angry.
XYZ: Why not?
ABC: I told u, I love my bf !!
XYZ: Then can u intro ur girl friends to me ?
ABC: No. I cant simply give my friend's number to u.
XYZ: Please ! I am beggin u ...I need a gf !
ABC: U go find urself ba. I cant anyhow intro my friends to u.
XYZ: Please I need a gf !
ABC: I go out le. Bye!
Obviously, ABC cant afford to keep playing along withXYZ, ABC need to find a way out of this. Well, ABC's opportunity came...
One day...
XYZ: Hai pretty girl, how u doing ?
ABC: I am fine.
XYZ: Can I go JB to find u ?
ABC: huh ? Cannot ! I have bf le..and my bf will get angry.
XYZ: Why u cant give ur frens' phone number to me ?
ABC: I told u.. I cant anyhow wat.....I respect them.
(Here comes the ultimate question)
XYZ: Then can I have #$#%^ with you ?
ABC: U GO DIE !!!!!!
XYZ: I am sorry!!! I wont ask u again le...
Since then, ABC ignores XYZ completely, although XYZ did send forward msg to ABC.
**The conversation above is actually quite long but I only managed to remember some "key points". This explains why some part of the conversation doesnt connect with each other. Paiseh... but until then, I got 5 words for XYZ ...
"Five minus four equals to..."
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